Bash Wathier is a philosopher, dog walker, and visual therapist. Several years ago he was diagnosed with introvertius cerebelli, and today he continues to suffer from a clinical irritability with people who speak in the passive voice. Bash therefore communicates only through his consigliere and interpreter, Sir Edmund Hillary (no relation).

 

Likes include floor puzzles, carrots, welterweight boxing, and his cover band, Peter, Paul & Barry. Dislikes are several, but mostly revolve around people who spell their name "Geoff."

 

Bash claims to have coined the saying "see the forest through the trees," but that has not been confirmed.

 

He rarely leaves his villa in Crapo, MD.